How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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Womens rights

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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