roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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Knock knock, Come in...

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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1 Jew XD

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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You

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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