- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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