- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

thumbs up!

for keeps?

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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