- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

I had my period 3 days ago.

What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

What is cold? Winter

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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