What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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What is cold? Winter

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Penis

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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These might be offensive Events: * The Black Plague * The Columbine High-School Massacre * The Enron Scandal * The Great Depression * Hurricane Katrina * The Iraq War * Krakatoa * Mt. Vesuvius * September 11 2001 * Titanic * World War I and II People: * Adolf Hitler * Al Capone * Attila the Hun * Blackbeard * Caligula * Charles Manson * Ed Gein * Elizabeth Bathory * Idi Amin * Ivan the Terrible * Jeffery Dahmer * Josef Fritzl * Josef Mengele * Joseph Stalin * Kim Il-sung * The Ku Klux Klan * Nero * Osama bin Laden * Pol Pot * Saddam Hussein * The Taliban * Torquemada * Vlad the Impaler Diseases: * AIDS * Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis * Bubonic Plague * Cholera * Chronic Diarrhea * Cystic Fibrosis * Dysentery * Ebola Virus * Gonorrhea * Herpes * Leprosy * Mad Cow * Malaria * Necrotizing Fasciitis * Polio * Rabies * Scurvy * Smallpox Films: * Antichrist * Audition * August Underground's Mordum * Blue Velvet * The Boy in the Striped Pajamas * Cannibal Holocaust * Goodbye Uncle Tom * Gummo * Happiness * Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer * I Spit On Your Grave * Irreversible * Men Behind the Sun * Mysterious Skin * Once Were Warriors * Requiem for a Dream * Salo or the 120 Days of Sodom * Schindler's List * Taxi Driver * Vase de Noces Misc: * Alcoholism * Anorexia Nervosa and eating disorders * Arson * Bestiality * Cannibalism * Capital punishment * Castration * Child abuse * Colonoscopies * Coprophilia/phagia * Drug abuse/addiction * Electric torture * The gassing of cats and dogs that have been abandoned * Genocide * Human sacrifice * Losing one's favorite childhood toy * Mustard gas * Necrophilia * Neo-Nazism * One's grandmother dying * Pedophilia * Racism * Rape * Religious intolerance * Stillborn babies * Suicide * Walking on broken glass * Working on weekends Peter1-8

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

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Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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Hashtag

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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