Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

A child with cancer grows up.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

Johan showering. . . AWK

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

Anti Joke

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