What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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what do you watch ? a tv

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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