One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

Heartlight

A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

Matt Damon

A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

Cold camel scrotum.

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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