What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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Johnson stops eating

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

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Who is a knob? ross d

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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An asian without a future.

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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a man walks into horse bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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