why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

Bloody kids ...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

What does A duck smoke? Quack

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

LOL May Wong

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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