- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

A guy has cancer. He dies.

You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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