Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

Bloody kids ...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

What does A duck smoke? Quack

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Anti Joke

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