Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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Women.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito (from the Spanish or Portuguese word for little fly) is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat). Mosquitoes resemble crane flies (family Tipulidae) and chironomid flies (family Chironomidae), with which they are sometimes confused by the casual observer. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

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What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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24!

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Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

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A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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Heartlight

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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