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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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this girl died

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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Anti Joke

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