- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

involved parents.

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! put hand about an inch and half off the ground I mow it about every ozher week

you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

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