your a towel.

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

Woman's rights.

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

What's worse than cancer? Death.

knock, knock. come in.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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