69. Yeah- that's my street address.

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

What's funnier than poop? More poop

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