why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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