- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

A seal walks into a club.

Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

buttcrack thumbs up

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

feces

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??