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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

Murder me once, shame on you.

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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