I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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involved parents.

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