Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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Poop

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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What is 2+2? 4!

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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this girl died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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