Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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poo is yummy

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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