- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

Woman's Rights

Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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