Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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