Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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knock knock come in

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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Hi my name is Jim

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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