- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

What's funnier than poop? More poop

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

test

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

drake

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

I am a n1gger.

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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