Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

Get in the Batmobile.

When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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