- Anti Joke

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

for keeps?

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

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