Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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Joey mayer's face

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After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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Why did I get raped

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Gays

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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Anti Joke

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