How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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Wheelchair high jump

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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