What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

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Mrs. Welsh

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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obama

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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