Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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