Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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