Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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toast points

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

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Women's Rights.

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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