knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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19th amendment

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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68 :)

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Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

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Anti Joke

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