- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

Women's Rights.

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

i cant think of one.

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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