What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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How does one peel a potato? First I would suggest going to your local grocery store, and purchasing a vegetable peeler (although, in fact, the potato is not considered a vegetable). Once at home, I recommend disinfecting it of germs. Unless you already own a vegetable peeler, in which case I would simply peel the potato as every normal human would.

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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Why did the jew die Really...

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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