U ALL LIAK DIK

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

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What just hit my face? The floor

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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Not Steve Jobs

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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my namew is jd

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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Anti Joke

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