what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

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Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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Anthony Dephillips is handsome

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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WNBA

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what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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2 women were sitting quietly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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