Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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