- Anti Joke

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.