- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A walrus walks into a bar

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

roses are red violets are blue im in class

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

banana

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

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