Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

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Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

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Scientology.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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Alex Eggbert

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So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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I'm gay. No homo.

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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