What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

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What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

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Leave her alone...

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Guess what? Holocaust

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How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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The Pope

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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