Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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HI MY NAME IS DOUG

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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Your mums a penis joke.

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why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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