A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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God bless America, and no where else.

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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