man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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Robin get in the Batmobile.

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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heat!

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

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How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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Anti Joke

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