why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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Oh no! My life is ruined!

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

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