Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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women's rights

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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Hi

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Anti Joke

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