- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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