What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

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There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

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Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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How do you spell eight? 8

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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