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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

Knock Knock! Come in!

Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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