- Anti Joke

Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends