Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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anti jokes

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This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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poo is yummy

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4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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