- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

We are lawyers

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

The Bible

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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